Amazon Hot Topic Victoria Secret PaypalTwitter Instagram Vine YouTube SoundCloudTumblr (3.0; @avkwan)http://avkwan.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://edukaition.tumblr.com/post/172934936954/dreamadove-i-want-to-be-politically-informed-and" class="tumblr_blog">edukaition</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dreamadove.tumblr.com/post/141996229170">dreamadove</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?</p> </blockquote> <p>#2018mood</p> </blockquote>http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175289545573http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175289545573Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:09:10 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dfb31da249261b02faac5f9c17bb1c50/tumblr_pan727Z2O51vjcb7vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://iridepigs.tumblr.com/post/175236063071/twinkcommunist-in-case-anyones-wondering-is" class="tumblr_blog">iridepigs</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://twinkcommunist.tumblr.com/post/175225817897/in-case-anyones-wondering-is-because-getting-an-x" class="tumblr_blog">twinkcommunist</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you</p></blockquote> <p>If I go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender I’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron then they will die </p> </blockquote>http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175289539988http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175289539988Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:08:58 -0500<p><a href="http://ad-astra-per-asperaa.tumblr.com/post/162811047880" class="tumblr_blog">ad-astra-per-asperaa</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience.</p> <p>As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question.</p> <p>Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired</p> <p>“How heavy is this glass of water?”</p> <p>Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.</p> <p>She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter.</p> <p>It depends on how long I hold it.</p> <p>If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem.</p> <p>If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm.</p> <p>If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed.</p> <p>In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.”</p> <p>She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water.</p> <p>Think about them for a while and nothing happens.</p> <p>Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt.</p> <p>And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”</p> <p>It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses, upsets and anything that doesn’t feel good to you as early as you can.</p> <p>Put all your burdens down.</p> <p>Don’t carry them throughout your day or even an hour or more than the few moments it takes to notice that you are feeling in a way you don’t want.</p> <p>Remember to put the glass down!</p></blockquote>http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175289509968http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175289509968Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:07:50 -0500<p><a href="http://suprcorp.tumblr.com/post/158829458158" class="tumblr_blog">suprcorp</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>the older i get the more i understand the weird shit my grandma says like she say “some people have never cleaned a bathroom in their life and it shows when they speak” and honestly? tea.</p></blockquote>http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175289118227http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175289118227Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:53:20 -0500<p><a href="http://d0nn0.co.vu/post/175175937095/what-did-the-chess-player-say-to-the-waiter-when" class="tumblr_blog">d0nn0</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://d0nn0.co.vu/post/175175932075/what-did-the-chess-player-say-to-the-waiter-when" class="tumblr_blog">d0nn0</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>What did the chess player say to the waiter when he finished his food</p></blockquote> <p>Check mate</p></blockquote>http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175288755046http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175288755046Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:39:21 -0500<p><a href="http://slavery.tumblr.com/post/161979445086/ankhpapi-slavery-amazon-whys-my-cock-so" class="tumblr_blog">slavery</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://ankhpapi.tumblr.com/post/161979245580/slavery-amazon-whys-my-cock-so-small-you" class="tumblr_blog">ankhpapi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://slavery.tumblr.com/post/161979218796/amazon-whys-my-cock-so-small" class="tumblr_blog">slavery</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Amazon whys my cock so small</p></blockquote> <p>you gotta say “alexa” first bro</p> </blockquote> <p>Alexa kill this clown</p> </blockquote>http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175288379121http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175288379121Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:25:15 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/432bc2b7ff690f34101d6cb6962db239/tumblr_pamor1o90r1qgvqxoo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5e69050bf73d84c8957b58d1eddc9ea3/tumblr_pamor1o90r1qgvqxoo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://mcavoy.tumblr.com/post/175077559562/love-simon-dir-greg-berlanti" class="tumblr_blog">mcavoy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><small><b>LOVE, SIMON</b> dir. Greg Berlanti </small></p></blockquote>http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175287995567http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175287995567Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:11:08 -0500<p><a href="http://gerwigsgreta.tumblr.com/post/175161311647/gerwigsgreta-nothing-will-ever-surpass-the" class="tumblr_blog">gerwigsgreta</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://gerwigsgreta.tumblr.com/post/175161270947/nothing-will-ever-surpass-the-comedy-of" class="tumblr_blog">gerwigsgreta</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>nothing will ever surpass the comedy of bella standing in front of the fan and then the shot of edward literally looking like hes forcing down vomit</p></blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="1577" data-orig-height="641" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0c4f633e5705a5d188bc19ff3aebf892/tumblr_inline_pare0r1h3s1thrd0e_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="1577" data-orig-height="641"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="1575" data-orig-height="643" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/097d23904e7fd92634b5c192340ac166/tumblr_inline_pare1gVzsF1thrd0e_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="1575" data-orig-height="643"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="1575" data-orig-height="617" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ce727cd1a96c5af3f6978ca8b2a00eec/tumblr_inline_pare1xyUtX1thrd0e_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="1575" data-orig-height="617"/></figure></blockquote>http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175287603375http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175287603375Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:56:49 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f232d09c25c6cfab8d0254d905edd96e/tumblr_mr1ju3wJlX1qasrrdo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7a8873f890cd07197031fe3f98bb574b/tumblr_mr1ju3wJlX1qasrrdo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175287232992http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175287232992Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:42:47 -0500<p><a href="http://against-stars.tumblr.com/post/175130459124/were-watching-the-new-season-of-queer-eye-and-my" class="tumblr_blog">against-stars</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>we’re watching the new season of queer eye and my dad is actually crying over the ep with the trans dude, like he’s talking about his top surgery and my dad is in tears going “when you sculpt marble the sculpture is already inside, you’re just getting rid of what isn’t part of it! he’s just getting rid of what isn’t part of him!”</p> <p>so from my oldass 70 year old dad to all my trans followers, y'all are marble sculptures and you’re perfect</p> </blockquote>http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175286844500http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175286844500Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:28:47 -0500<p><a href="http://fistfightingscool.tumblr.com/post/167274455915/fistfightingscool-got-in-trouble-for-calling-my" class="tumblr_blog">fistfightingscool</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://fistfightingscool.tumblr.com/post/167274271110/got-in-trouble-for-calling-my-step-dad-a-slut" class="tumblr_blog">fistfightingscool</a>:</p> <blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="103" data-orig-width="168"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e14f58893eb3de8f326a09bba97e95e1/tumblr_inline_oz41wjLjYN1uzqajc_540.png" data-orig-height="103" data-orig-width="168"/></figure><p>got in trouble for calling my step dad a slut :///</p> </blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="180" data-orig-width="202"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f0d055da6e573f7a889c4151a943e5b2/tumblr_inline_oz427savE01uzqajc_540.png" data-orig-height="180" data-orig-width="202"/></figure></blockquote>http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175286462785http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175286462785Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:14:45 -0500<p><a href="http://maxiesatanofficial.tumblr.com/post/165583857297/how-come-period-pieces-are-almost-always-dramas" class="tumblr_blog">maxiesatanofficial</a>:</p><blockquote><p>How come period pieces are almost always dramas, anyway? I want to watch a sitcom about a dude in renaissance-era Tuscany trying to get rich quick by scamming the local merchant princes.</p></blockquote>http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175286058994http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175286058994Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:00:20 -0500<p><a href="https://jasmine-scented.tumblr.com/post/172181047563/i-need-to-have-a-picnic-on-a-lavender-field-in" class="tumblr_blog">jasmine-scented</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I need to have a picnic on a lavender field in France during a sunny midsummer afternoon at least once in my life </p></blockquote>http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175285674572http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175285674572Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:46:20 -0500<p><a href="http://supremecarlos.net/post/174088668056/good-news" class="tumblr_blog">surprisebitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://itsqueerlyhalloween.tumblr.com/post/162585569459/good-news" class="tumblr_blog">itsqueerlyhalloween</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>14 yr old banger mr brightside is number 69 in the uk charts at the moment</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="78" data-orig-width="388"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2536917286c0fc16339d01eb48a66abc/tumblr_inline_osk9xieStf1sppg94_540.png" data-orig-height="78" data-orig-width="388"/></figure></blockquote> <p>nice</p> </blockquote>http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175285665118http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175285665118Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:46:03 -0500<p><a href="http://derinthemadscientist.tumblr.com/post/170205469310/unpretty-unpretty-unpretty" class="tumblr_blog">derinthemadscientist</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://unpretty.tumblr.com/post/170149801308/unpretty-unpretty-unpretty-theres-something" class="tumblr_blog">unpretty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://unpretty.tumblr.com/post/170149368383/unpretty-unpretty-theres-something-really" class="tumblr_blog">unpretty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://unpretty.tumblr.com/post/170130120283/unprettytheres-something-really-satisfying-about" class="tumblr_blog">unpretty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://unpretty.tumblr.com/post/170129837438/theres-something-really-satisfying-about-the-fact" class="tumblr_blog">unpretty</a>:</p> <blockquote><p style="">there’s something really satisfying about the fact that sir arthur conan doyle was the most gullible motherfucker on the planet<br/></p></blockquote> <p><b>sir arthur conan doyle</b>: here is my oc, he is a super genius who solves all the mysteries using the power of deductive reasoning</p> <p><b>also sir arthur conan doyle</b>: i have deduced that these fairies are real as shit<br/></p> </blockquote> <p><b>sir arthur conan doyle</b>: there’s only one way to determine if these fairies are real… i will give you girls these cameras, that i bought myself, and then i will develop the photos, so i know they haven’t been tampered with</p> <p><b>some girls who took selfies in the woods with paper cutouts on hatpins</b>: that seems reasonable</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="800" data-orig-width="507"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3ac0f852e8856c5801d08b0f30b5eca2/tumblr_inline_p35ycjD0IZ1qznhrc_540.png" data-orig-height="800" data-orig-width="507"/></figure></blockquote> <p><b>harry houdini, after showing his good friend how he got tricked</b> <b>by a con artist</b>: so as you can see, anyone can make it seem as if they can talk to ghosts</p> <p><b>sir arthur conan doyle</b>: harry… i can’t believe you never told me you can talk to ghosts, for real, using actual magic<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Doyle and Houdini’s relationship is the funniest thing in the entire history of the skepticism movement</p> <p>Doyle was SO CONVINCED that Houdini had legit magic powers and could turn into smoke or some shit to escape things and Houdini was like “no seriously it’s a trick let me show you how it works” and Doyle was all “it hurts me that you won’t trust me with this secret”</p> <p>If memory serves he eventually decided that Houdini was subconsciously magic and in denial</p> </blockquote>http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175285635818http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175285635818Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:44:59 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2be64b9e8fa6690ba0d8036423b2ebf3/tumblr_p83zx0wjv21wn07bbo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/aa2b598d45c85f68579f2a7991da2510/tumblr_p83zx0wjv21wn07bbo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f32cb03b0e22dc1dfb594f72407ddb98/tumblr_p83zx0wjv21wn07bbo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/be2640803e493938ca4b21b5f7109ebd/tumblr_p83zx0wjv21wn07bbo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ef7441724d4139a097390a447a2bc54c/tumblr_p83zx0wjv21wn07bbo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5125a5cbf9df19b24159637167b364a6/tumblr_p83zx0wjv21wn07bbo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c4f2785a4b37e6bc4acf9d39f764107d/tumblr_p83zx0wjv21wn07bbo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7e378ca37ef7041b83eb42d5c4a6b50f/tumblr_p83zx0wjv21wn07bbo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c79ca1ea18d057bd14cf45d04e080c83/tumblr_p83zx0wjv21wn07bbo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3308065eeeed8dc41f9ed0f3d28df632/tumblr_p83zx0wjv21wn07bbo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://artwoonz.tumblr.com/post/173516948480/teen-titans-raven-beast-boy-by" class="tumblr_blog">artwoonz</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Teen Titans-Raven & Beast Boy<br/> By: Picolo-kun(DeviantArt)<br/> Instagram: <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m6XstlfGHqOGMwwSji-Co7g">@artwoonz</a></p></blockquote>http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175285608518http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175285608518Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:44:00 -0500teen titansraven x beast boy<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1bb7e2ac403aaa1de0f2d27eedfba039/tumblr_pawj6bFDcM1rzxsfjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175285590668http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175285590668Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:43:20 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e5b9f7d59e9ed742ad23b3480c04b307/tumblr_nvvzkxAhUd1qmrf3bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://merrywise.tumblr.com/post/137995446772">merrywise</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tanacetum-vulgare.tumblr.com/post/132855027053">tanacetum-vulgare</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://darkarfs.tumblr.com/post/130733198948">darkarfs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I feel like there are a million people who need to understand this.</p> </blockquote> <p>wow this breakdown is actually super helpful to think about</p> </blockquote> <p>“I’m just really blunt” no u r just an ass.<br/></p> </blockquote>http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175285559513http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175285559513Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:42:11 -0500<p><a href="http://thechubbynerd.tumblr.com/post/175066481271/just-wanna-share-some-old-ass-slurpee-pins" class="tumblr_blog">thechubbynerd</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://fruitbowlman.tumblr.com/post/173330635422/just-wanna-share-some-old-ass-slurpee-pins" class="tumblr_blog">fruitbowlman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="225" data-orig-width="209"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ccef65575a84241825ab09997ac5f3dd/tumblr_inline_p7t37e1zNe1uxxobk_540.png" data-orig-height="225" data-orig-width="209"/></figure><figure data-orig-height="197" data-orig-width="200"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8cb64fdef60c27f995701efdc4bbf405/tumblr_inline_p7t3741kZ31uxxobk_540.png" data-orig-height="197" data-orig-width="200"/></figure><figure data-orig-height="200" data-orig-width="200"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/73556af9b701232aa4fb18577afaa9f5/tumblr_inline_p7t38jbkUp1uxxobk_540.png" data-orig-height="200" data-orig-width="200"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I demand we bring these back</p> </blockquote>http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175285277019http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175285277019Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:32:17 -0500<p><a href="https://garashirs.tumblr.com/post/174985611953/lowers-my-heart-shaped-sunglasses-and-glares-at" class="tumblr_blog">garashirs</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>*lowers my heart-shaped sunglasses and glares at you* listen man. i’m gay and you’re really harshing my groove.<br/></p></blockquote>http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175284872508http://avkwan.tumblr.com/post/175284872508Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:18:15 -0500